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23 years old with nothing but a stable internet connection and a fondness for stupid british boybands


Humphrey Bogart was buried with a small, gold whistle once part of a charm bracelet he had given to Lauren Bacall before they married. It was inscribed with a quote from their first movie together: “If you want anything, just whistle.”
Humphrey Bogart was buried with a small, gold whistle once part of a charm bracelet he had given to Lauren Bacall before they married. It was inscribed with a quote from their first movie together: “If you want anything, just whistle.”

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laughterkey:

vinkunwildflowerqueen:

reinedeboheme:

lexieloveyoulikeacupcake:

When Jack Warner was casting the movie My Fair Lady, Julie Andrews, who played the original Eliza Doolittle on Broadway, was overlook for the part, that was given to Audrey Hepburn.

That made her available to accept Mr. Disney’s invitation to play Mary Poppins.

At the 22nd Golden Globes, when she won the best actress award (she was up against Audrey for My Fair Lady), she had her sweet revenge.

how to shade, with class.

Julie Andrews is the queen of everything

Always reblog.

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spicegrrl:

me 2 harry styles: r u warm enough? do u want some tea? a snack? i can whip something up for u if u want? r u sure ur warm enough??

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"Twitter: It’s not just for pithy observations, dick pics, or messages to your favorite One Direction member, who for some reason never responds to you.”

"Twitter: It’s not just for pithy observations, dick pics, or messages to your favorite One Direction member, who for some reason never responds to you.”

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bookipsies:

controlledeuphoria:

meanfaggot:

Paris: “yah”

Nicole Richie taught me how to be a friend

Nicole Richie is a goddamn inspiration

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I’m looking at your shirt, and I’m thinking of the guys that you saw, the dads, who are not the best dresser. They have questionable fashion taste

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